Quotes from the Movie Die Hard: With a Vengeance

I never knew Canada could be this much fun.

John McClane

Say hello to your brother.

John McClane

Hey fellas! Mickey O'Brien, aquaduct security. Hey listen, we got a report of a guy coming through with err... eight reindeer. Yeah, they said he was a jolly old fat guy with a snowy white beard, cute little red n' white suit! I'm surprised you didn't see him.

John McClane

You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate niggers" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking.

Zeus Carver

I'm not a monster, though I do sometimes work for monsters.

Simon

The rules applied to both of you. I'm afraid this is noncompliance. Goodbye.

Simon Gruber

Well it's Wall Street, sir. A lot of money here. Lot of opinion majors--the mayor doesn't wanna piss off, you know. Is this it? [They reach the plaza above the station. Simon pretends shock] Holy Toledo! Somebody had fun. [turns to Walsh] I'd appreciate it if you'd show my associates the way down.

Simon Gruber

I think he's dead, my dear.

Simon Gruber

$140 billion dollars! Ten time's what's in Kentucky! Fort Knox? HA! It's for tourists!

Simon Gruber

Rear guard, you can close up now. [pauses, not getting an answer] We've reached the dam, you can come up now. [pauses again] Nils? You can close in now. Nils?

Simon Gruber

John, in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billion dollars worth of gold bullion. I wonder, would a deal be out of the question?

Simon Gruber

Code? [realizes what Zeus is talking about] Oh, you mean for the school. I'm sorry, I can't do that.

Simon Gruber

You forgot to take the safety catch off.

Simon Gruber

See, that works. Now, where's McClane?

Simon Gruber

Bridgeport coast guard, come in, please. [to McClane] They put you on hold?

Simon Gruber